- boy: i just masturbated lol
- friend: lol me too *high five*
- girl: i just masturbated lol
- friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
lolololol :) my friends ^
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
ooh… kay, right.
<3
They should make a second part of the labyrinth now that she’s bigger, she’s so beautiful.
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Snow White and the Huntsman - Trailer
Why is Kristen Stewart in this movie? Anyways the effects look awesome and there is always Thor <3 hehe
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drug test in the morning for my new job.. ohh boy.
..>.<
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